On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.