Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.

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