Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.

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