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On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
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Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
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Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
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Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
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Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
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If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
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Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
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Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
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We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
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