Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.

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