The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.