Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.

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