Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
	When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.

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