Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
	Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.

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