On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.